people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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