Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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