Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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