its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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