You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
The Olympian is in my bed
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
what the fuck happened to the tacos
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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