If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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