a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
