we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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