Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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