i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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