wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
