I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
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