i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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