So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
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