it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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