Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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