New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
It's never too late to be topless.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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