You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
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