I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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