Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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