Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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