That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
