he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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