So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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