So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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