THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
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