and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
Where are you guys?
Drunk
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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