I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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