It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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