Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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