Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
my poor anus
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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