I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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