just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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