was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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