these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
