It's like a parade of train wrecks.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
