We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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