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My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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