I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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