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Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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