I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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