You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
