My brain says no but my pants say off.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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