So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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