margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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