so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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