i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
These tits shall not be calmed
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