so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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