quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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