We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
i now understand why vodka
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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